Ancient cauldron, black as night,
Meant for spells and pure delight,
Now defiled with MSG—
Some fool’s midnight snack spree!
Centuries of mystic brew,
Reduced to dorm-room revenue.
My rage erupts like thunder claps:
“WHO TURNED MY CRAFT TO NOODLE SCRAPS?!”
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